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Uniform
(Dynamite/Pizza)

High heels, black tights, short skirt, every night.
That girl, just plays a game, she won’t remember her John’s name.
Girl wore a uniform, a prostitutin’ uniform.
Girl wore a uniform and you can take it off, if the price is right.
Red light, downtown, nobody else around, ask you for twenty bucks.
Guess what?
Now you’re fucked.
Girl wore a uniform, undercover uniform.
Girl wore a uniform, you could have it all, but you roll the dice.
You’re not the best, compared to the rest,
but you’ll do, wake me up when you’re through.
There’s no such thing as bad pizza.
There’s no such thing as a sucky blowjob.
That pizza wasn’t so great.
I’ll eat it anyway.
High heels, black tights, short skirt, every night.
That girl, she’s insane, won’t remember her John’s name.
Girl wore a uniform, prostitutin’ uniform.
Girl wore a uniform, you could have it all, but it costs your life.
Your snaggletooth is kinda cute,
but that shit hurts, baby, that’s the truth.
There’s no such thing as bad pizza.
There’s no such thing as a sucky blowjob.
That pizza wasn’t so great.
I ate it anyway.

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from Party!, released November 20, 2012
Written by Pretty Frank Dynamite & Joey Pizza

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The Washington Beach Bums like to "Party!" They use party as a verb. Do you like to party or do you use it as a noun?

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