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The Washignton Beach Bums' debut album "Party!"
This one lives up to its name.
16 songs of party rock for all your party needs.
Put it on your turntable, your friends show up with beer, the party gets out of hand, you wake up on the floor with no pants on, surrounded by beer cans, struggling through a monster hangover, wondering, "What happened?" A party, that's what happened--a Washington Beach Party!

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released November 20, 2012

Sacebuxxx Records - Columbus, Ohio
www.spacebuxxxrecords.com
thewashingtonbeachbums.bandcamp.com
www.facebook.com/pages/the-Washington-Beach-Bums/332236863759

Pressed at Gotta Groove Records - Cleveland, Ohio

All songs published by Trouble Brothers Music c 2012

Engineered by Johnny Appleweed & B.J. Holesapple of Columbus Discount Recordings
Mixed by Johnny Appleweed & Adam Smith of Columbus Discount Recordings
Produced by Johnny Appleweed
Executive Producer: the Johnny Spacebuxxx, of Spacebuxxx Records

Artwork by Jeff Fernengel
Design & Concept by Trouble Brothers

The Washington Beach Bums are:
Da Riddum Kang: drums
Gary Party: bass and vocals
Dolly Partyin': trumpet and vocals
Johnny Spacebuxxx: monotron, percussion and vocals
Joey Pizza: keyboards, glockenspiel and vocals
Pretty Frank Dynamite: guitar, piano, percussion and vocals

Along with...
Shelly DeLuco: vocals ("Party it Up!" "Livin' the Dream" "Thunderbone" "Uniform" "Party Guy" & "the Show Must Party On")
Billy Boots: guitar ("White Dynamite" & "Party Guy")
Manheim Wandflicker: party support

And...
The PBR-Kays:
Chicken Sandwich Kyle: alto saxophone
Funky D: baritone saxophone

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the Washington Beach Bums Columbus, Ohio

The Washington Beach Bums like to "Party!" They use party as a verb. Their music is born from said parties, late night jams and inside jokes. It now fuels those late night benders and day after hangovers, replaying like memories of phrases uttered in a drunken slur. Crushing anthems about the lo-fi high-life, thriving through industry, and living in excess. A regular Washington Beach Party! ... more

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Track Name: WWWBBD?
WWWBBD?
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx)

Pizza!
Beer!
Weed!
All I need!
What would the Washington Beach Bums do?
Party!
Cocaine!
Hookers!
Speed!
Poo-nah-nee!
What would the Washington Beach Bums do?
Party!
Party!
Party!
Track Name: Party it Up!
Party It Up!
(Dynamite/Pizza)

Party it up!
So I hear you like to party?
I like to party too.
You were looking for something and something to do.
Take a walk with me,
around the beach,
we’ll make a new party,
for you and me.
Let’s…
Party it up!
So I hear you like to party?
I like to party too.
I was looking for someone and someone to do.
Take a walk with me,
around the beach,
we can hit the bar,
we can hit the sheets.
Let’s…
Party it up!
Oh yeah!
Track Name: Life in the Beach
Life in the Beach
(Dynamite/Pizza)

It’s 10pm, no one is here, gota couple 12 packs with 11 beers.
At midnight they arrive, I had 4 or 5, stay til 6 or 7, I ate my 9 lives.
How will I survive?
Washington Beach Party!
Life’s a party.
Life in the beach.
It’s 1am, cops are here, we’re all fucked up, still got beer.
It’s 3am, the cops are here again,
this time not so friendly, said the party has to end.
but the party never ends…
Washington Beach Party!
Life is a party.
Life in the beach.
There’s no other party, like a Beach Bum party,
cause in Washington Beach we get wicked!
There’s no other party, like a Beach Bum party,
cause in Washington Beach we get wicked!
Track Name: Livin' the Dream
Livin’ the Dream
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx/DeLuco/Party/Partyin’/Kang)

Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, you gotta party all the time.
If your dreams ain’t worth livin’, you must be outta your mind.
Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, sometimes you live in a basement.
Livin’ paycheck to paycheck, sometimes you don’t pay the rent.
Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, buyin’ the beers despite my wealth.
What’s money among friends?
They’re not gonna drink themselves.
Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, sometimes you sleep in your makeup.
Don’t like the way that you feel when you wake up.
One day you won’t wake up at all.
Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, you gotta make those big bucks.
Hell yeah!
I do whatever pleases me, hangin’ out with these young fucks.
Livin’ the dream ain’t easy, you gotta party all the time.
I’m livin’ proof you can do it.
You must be outta your mind…
You gotta be outta your mind…
You’re outta your fuckin’ mind!
Track Name: Hound Dog Blues
Hound Dog Blues
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx)

I had a home, I had a girl, had something going for me in this world.
I got laid off couldn’t find a good job, now I serve pizza made by a dog.
See my friends every night.
Never miss a bloody fight.
Bangin’ chicks and waitresses that I work with…
Serve ya pizza, serve ya booze,
Work for tips, payin’ my dues,
Work for pizza, work for booze,
I work for boobs and I got nothin’ to lose.
The Hound Dog Blues.
I had no home, I had no girl, nothing going for me in this world.
Head up the hill in a drunken fog, now I eat pizza made by a dog.
See my friends every night.
Never miss a bloody fight.
Bangin’ chicks and waitresses that he works with…
Serve ya pizza, serve ya booze,
Work for tips, payin’ my dues,
Work for pizza, work for booze,
I work for boobs and I got nothin’ to lose.
The Hound Dog Blues.
Track Name: the Night I Almost Died
The Night I Almost Died
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx)

Didn’t mean to get so drunk, but I did, yes I did.
Didn’t mean to get fucked up, but I did, yes I did.
Didn’t mean to smoke that weed…
or snort that line…
or drink those beers…
or punch that guy…
or shit my pants, fall out of the car,
out in the street, outside the bar,
call you up at 5am,
show up drunk,
pass out again…
I didn’t mean to.
Didn’t mean to get so high, but I did, yes I did.
Didn’t mean to almost die, but I did, yes I did.
Didn’t mean to smoke that weed…
or snort that line…
or drink those beers…
or punch that guy…
or shit my pants, fall out of the car,
out in the street, outside the bar,
call you up at 5am,
show up drunk,
pass out again…
I didn’t mean to.
Didn’t mean to screw things up, but I did, yes I did.
Didn’t mean to fuck things up, but I did, yes I did, damn right I did.
Track Name: White Dynamite
White Dynamite
(Dynamite/Pizza)

Pretty Frank, just trying to make his rent.
Don’t want no quarrel with man, nor government.
No, he ain’t no cop but he’s gonna walk the beat,
and clean up the street in Washington Beach.
He likes to fuck, aint no fuckin’ around on his block.
No!
He’ll hit you with…
Karate Chop!
White Dynamite.
Bustin’ chumps, that ain’t all he’ll do,
Frank’s got time for lovin’ all the ladies too.
Big or small or white or brown,
got plenty of loving for all the pussy in town,
Meow!
He likes to fuck, aint no fuckin’ around on his block.
No!
He’ll hit you with…
Karate Chop!
White Dynamite.
Track Name: Thunderbone
Thunderbone
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx)

I was born a man of pure thunder.
Thunderbone is my given name.
That’s the bone you’re under.
You’ll never be the same.
Watch out girl…you might get shocked!
I was born a man of pure thunder.
Thunderbone is my given name.
That’s the bone you’re under.
You’ll never be the same.
A bone that’s made of thunder.
Feel the lightning strike.
Come a little closer.
Thunderbone you all night.
It’s too late now…you’ve all been shocked!
I was born a man of pure thunder.
Thunderbone is my given name.
That’s the bone you’re under.
You’ll never be the same.
A bone that’s made of thunder.
Feel the lightning strike.
Come a little closer.
Gonna rock you all night.
It’s too late now…you’ve all been shocked!
The name of this song is Thunderbone!!
Track Name: Four Loko
Four Loko
(Dynamite/Pizza)

Whenever I drink a Four Loko, I don’t remember anything at all.
Where did I put my keys? Where did I crash my car?
Whenever I drink a Four Loko, I don’t remember anything at all.
Where’s my job? Where’s my girl?
Whenever I drink a Four Loko, I don’t remember anything at all.
Track Name: Community Bike
Community Bike
(Dynamite/Pizza)

I could sleep with you, but that would mean,
that I’d be sleeping with this whole god damned town.
You’re always ready, day or night.
Everybody’s had you once or twice,
and they ride you like a community bike.
I could sleep with you, but that would mean,
that I’d be sleeping with this whole fucking world!
You’re always ready, day or night.
Everybody’s had you once or twice…
or three times…
or four times…
or more.
and they ride you like a community bike.
Track Name: Land of a Thousand Exgirlfriends
Land of a Thousand Exgirlfriends
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx)

In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends…
Oh, it never ends.
Oh shit!
In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends,
and they all want something, something from you.
First there’s Katie and she really hates me so.
Then there’s Betty and she’s always ready to go.
Then there’s Lara and damn I adore her,
‘til she slammed that door in my face.
Bang! Bang!
In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends…
Oh it never ends.
Oh shit!
In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends,
and they all want something, something from you.
Then there’s Tonya and damn she’ll have you on your knees.
Then there’s Petri and I’m pretty sure she has a disease.
Then there’s Mary and damn that bitch is scary,
oh she’ll have you beggin’ please.
Oh no!
In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends…
Oh, it never ends.
Oh shit!
In the land of a thousand exgirlfriends,
and they all want something, something from you.
Hell No!
Track Name: Bad Taste
Bad Taste
(Dynamite/Spacebuxxx)

I like girls with bad taste in men,
cause that just means they’ll go out with me.
It don’t come easy, it’s the price you have to pay,
if you want to get laid, no it ain’t free.
So what she’s easy?
So she fucked all my friends?
That just means she’s gonna do it again.
I like girls with bad taste in men,
cause that just means they’ll go out with me.
It don’t come easy, it’s the price you have to pay,
if you want to get laid, no it ain’t free.
So what I’m easy?
So I fucked all your friends (and their friends)?
That just means I’m gonna do it again.
That just means we’re gonna do it again.
Track Name: Uniform
Uniform
(Dynamite/Pizza)

High heels, black tights, short skirt, every night.
That girl, just plays a game, she won’t remember her John’s name.
Girl wore a uniform, a prostitutin’ uniform.
Girl wore a uniform and you can take it off, if the price is right.
Red light, downtown, nobody else around, ask you for twenty bucks.
Guess what?
Now you’re fucked.
Girl wore a uniform, undercover uniform.
Girl wore a uniform, you could have it all, but you roll the dice.
You’re not the best, compared to the rest,
but you’ll do, wake me up when you’re through.
There’s no such thing as bad pizza.
There’s no such thing as a sucky blowjob.
That pizza wasn’t so great.
I’ll eat it anyway.
High heels, black tights, short skirt, every night.
That girl, she’s insane, won’t remember her John’s name.
Girl wore a uniform, prostitutin’ uniform.
Girl wore a uniform, you could have it all, but it costs your life.
Your snaggletooth is kinda cute,
but that shit hurts, baby, that’s the truth.
There’s no such thing as bad pizza.
There’s no such thing as a sucky blowjob.
That pizza wasn’t so great.
I ate it anyway.
Track Name: Party Guy
Party Guy
(Dynamite/Pizza/Spacebuxxx/DeLuco/Party/Patrtyin’/Kang)

Oh my, my, where’s the party guy?
Oh my, my, with those party supplies…oh yeah!
We’ll party all night.
Party all night, party all night!
You can have it all, if the price is right.
Hey, hey, hey, where’s the party guy?
Hey, hey, hey, with those party supplies…oh yeah!
We’ll party all night.
Party all night, party all night!
You can have it all, if the price is right.
Can’t believe I paid for a bloody nose.
That bag cost more than my clothes.
I party too much and it’s starting to show.
Hey, hey, hey, it’s the party guy!
Hey, hey, hey, with those party supplies!
Oh my, my, it’s the party guy!
Oh my, my, with those party supplies, oh yeah!
We’ll party all night.
Party all night, party all night!
Track Name: the Show Must Party On
The Show Must Party On
(Dynamite/Pizza/Wandflicker)

The show must party on….
I’ve known a lot of musicians and entertainers too,
with their fake leather jackets, but their bands all blew.
Seen ‘em sweat in puddles.
Seen ‘em play through pain.
I waited for the rock, but the rock never came.
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll to keep rock ‘n’ roll a rock ‘n’ rollin’!
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll to keep rock ‘n’ roll a rock ‘n’ rollin’!
I’m glad my friends are here, because the time is now,
and this one is up to us.
So grab a beer, let’s party down,
and sing along with us!
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll to keep rock ‘n’ roll a rock ‘n’ rollin’!
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll to keep rock ‘n’ roll a rock ‘n’ rollin’!
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll, rock ‘n’ roll, rockin’, rock ‘n’ rollin’!
It takes a lot of rock ‘n’ roll, rock ‘n’ roll, rockin’, rock ‘n’ rollin’!
The show must party on…
Party on.
Track Name: Party Like a Champion (the Trophy Life)
Party Like a Champion (the Trophy Life)
(Dynamite/Pizza)

When you say party, it’s a noun, just a word.
When I say party I use it as a verb.
You wanna live the trophy life, you better party like a champion.
Got my PHD: Party Hard Degree.
Step right up, if you suckas wanna challenge me.
I party harder than anyone you know.
I drink more beer…
I smoke more weed…
I blow more blow.
If you wanna live the trophy life, you better party like a champion.
You better party like a champion.
Hey Joey Pizza!
What’s that Pretty Frank?
Did you know that in partying, second place is the first loser?
Well, I’ll be damned.
It’s a fact.
Do you know what a true champion does when he falls down?
Well, he gets right back up…
and he falls down again…
and he gets up again…
and he falls down again…
and he gets up again…
and he keeps on drinking!
If you wanna live the trophy life, you better party like a champion.
If you wanna live the trophy life, you better party like a champion.
You better party like a champion.
I fuckin’ party like a champion.
We fuckin’ party like we’re champions.
Let’s fuckin’ party, let’s fuckin’ party…
like we’re champions!